yea, whatever

nopoman:

New Girl 1x17 : Fancyman (Part 1)

I don’t want to have an alternative to intercourse with Zoey.

iwdrm:

“The dead know only one thing: It’s better to be alive.”

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

iwdrm:

“I just hate all these extroverted, obnoxious, pseudo-bohemian losers.”

Ghost World (2001)

iwdrm:

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.”

Oldboy (2003)

iwdrm:

“He’s the exact opposite of everything I really hate.”

Ghost World (2001)

jaymug:

Matchstick Cookies.

(Source: lescreenshots)

nohope-kid:

Dear Mr. Davy, please may Oliver be excused from class.
His tiny heart is broken.
Yours sincerely, Lloyd Tate.”